Thursday, September 07, 2006


No, dork, it's not my birthday.

I'm a Taurean, remember?

It's Bey's day, and whew...good lawd. Ya'll know I'm not a lesbian. I wouldn't care if the secret to immortality was up in some pussy. I ain't fi'n to venture up in a twat.

But if'n I was...

Bey would be that one.

Nina can give credit where it's due, and Bey's due her credit on this one.

That pound of dick that I hear Hov is known to slang done put some grown-ass-tivity up in her. Cuz she gets her W-O-M-A-N on this one, joe.

Fa real real, not for play play.

Check out Suga Mama, which I personally think she wrote for me cuz ya'll know how I like my slender tender, young bucks. Just listen to'll understand what I mean.

Freakum Dress made me wanna go home and pull that shit out -- yeah, cuz she's right; every woman (that's worth her salt) has got one -- and go out and entice the savage beast in the first niggerole I walked up on.

Kitty Kat made me giggle cuz she actually said the word nookie. That's a Nina word. Crass. Vulgar. Wickedly delightful word that it is.

Green Light is slow at take off, but pounds!

Upgrade U...yummy.

I had not a fuckin' clue what she was talking about in Get Me Bodied, but gotdamnit, I'm gonna get my damn body bodied. Shit. Sounds like fun.

Deja Vu and Ring The Alarm you've heard, but their CD placements are perfect...they bounce in with their familiarity at just the right time.

And for you members of The Hate Foundation...before you even sound off.


You know I'm the only one whose got an opinion around here that counts.

So eat me.

I'm out this bitch 'til Monday. Clean up after yourselves, and don't forget to wipe your mouth!


Blogger Amadeo said...

I agree...not that I heard the album, but she can get it. I don't know why, but she makes me want to serve her WELL and then dis her. That's not even my style.

September 08, 2006 5:35 PM  
Blogger NeenaLove said...

i thoroughly enjoyed this POST! beyonce does have it goin' on.

September 09, 2006 5:40 PM  
Blogger Berry said...

in regards to your comment on my, check it...I'm a Taurean too. You know how we do, mama. LOL

September 10, 2006 9:57 PM  
Blogger Organized Noise said...

I must have accidently landed in the twilight zone. In a week since the CD has been out, you are the first person who has truly enjoyed it. I might have to give it one my spin before I discard it. Give it a second chance to make a first impression.

September 11, 2006 5:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this CD...definitely not a little girl, puppy love CD...grown and sexy.

I've noticed the majority of people hating, are some out of shape, old fugly has beens, that can't give any woman her props unless it's Jill Scott (big guhl, India Arie (unfortunate looking), or Heather Headley (another unfortunate looking chick....make-up tends to clean her and India, up a little though.) They can't stand that this heffa' is beautiful, talented, got a body that's made her the Jayne Kennedy and Pam Grier of the millenium, is nice, AND got a nigga' with a swagger who loves her ass.

I've been playing the CD since last Wednesday...lololol

September 11, 2006 2:18 PM  
Anonymous o said...

I'm still stuck on you using the word 'dork.' Really? Yeah, Beyonce ain't bad. Okay, slight understatement. But do I really need to co-sign that particular sentiment? Course not. As for the CD, quien sabe. I can't bring myself to buy a Beyonce CD, thankfully I'm sure Honest has probably copped it and I can have a listen next time I'm in the Districk.

September 21, 2006 12:25 AM  
Anonymous dp said...

I don't think that its any coincidence that the name of BeYonce's album sounds synonymous with the bathroom fixture that has assy water.

B'Day = bidet

September 24, 2006 3:25 AM  

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