B'Day

No, dork, it's not my birthday.

I'm a Taurean, remember?

It's Bey's day, and whew...good lawd. Ya'll know I'm not a lesbian. I wouldn't care if the secret to immortality was up in some pussy. I ain't fi'n to venture up in a twat.

But if'n I was...

Bey would be that one.

Nina can give credit where it's due, and Bey's due her credit on this one.

That pound of dick that I hear Hov is known to slang done put some grown-ass-tivity up in her. Cuz she gets her W-O-M-A-N on this one, joe.

Fa real real, not for play play.

Check out Suga Mama, which I personally think she wrote for me cuz ya'll know how I like my slender tender, young bucks. Just listen to it...you'll understand what I mean.

Freakum Dress made me wanna go home and pull that shit out -- yeah, cuz she's right; every woman (that's worth her salt) has got one -- and go out and entice the savage beast in the first niggerole I walked up on.

Kitty Kat made me giggle cuz she actually said the word nookie. That's a Nina word. Crass. Vulgar. Wickedly delightful word that it is.

Green Light is slow at take off, but pounds!

Upgrade U...yummy.

I had not a fuckin' clue what she was talking about in Get Me Bodied, but gotdamnit, I'm gonna get my damn body bodied. Shit. Sounds like fun.

Deja Vu and Ring The Alarm you've heard, but their CD placements are perfect...they bounce in with their familiarity at just the right time.

And for you members of The Hate Foundation...before you even sound off.

Don't.

You know I'm the only one whose got an opinion around here that counts.

So eat me.

I'm out this bitch 'til Monday. Clean up after yourselves, and don't forget to wipe your mouth!